Alana Pierce, call me Ally. Senior, graduating soon. Probably the coolest person you're ever going to meet. Buy me tacos yo'. I have a twin sister, you know the drill; don't hurt her. I have this girlfriend, she's all mine. I've also got a Jedi in training best friend named Sugar. And a baby, his name is Salem, he's a cat. Kay that's all. Now go get me a taco, broski.
Not around your parents, no.
My poor constricted body. I’m gonna be burning up.
She used to sing in my ear every night. Although beautiful it hadn’t quite broke Adele yet.
Rude.
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And no low-cut shirts. Damn, I knew that was a bad idea.
You literally got me everywhere, y’know. Though if they saw them, that’d be funny.
She is.
I’M HIS BIGGEST FAN I’LL FOLLOW HIM UNTIL HE LOVES ME~
I HAD TO POOP. DON’T HATE.
In other news, I have a caprisun.
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Indeed and I’am. We’re on for tonight still, right?
To skype? Yeah. Wouldn’t miss it lovely love.
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I’m working on it. Also, turtlenecks this weekend. Just all the turtlenecks.
Awh, where’s the fun in that?
We should have a dance party when I’m back. Oh.. I think I’m okay.
Sounds like a plan. Okay, if you’re sure.
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